heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

(via hermionejg)

edwardspoonhands:

diloolie:

nix8086:


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How dare you put her face on anything less than the $1000 bill.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

If I was a senator I would propose a bill called “The Establishment of a Thousand Dollar Bill for the Purposes of Putting Beyonce Knowles on United States Legal Tender Act” just because I was bored with all of the NOT DOING ANYTHING I’d been doing.
(P.S. - If you’re curious, we don’t have $500 or $1000 bills anymore because it would be cost effective to for the Russian Mafia to undetectably counterfeit them no matter how fancy they were.)

edwardspoonhands:

diloolie:

nix8086:

[X]

How dare you put her face on anything less than the $1000 bill.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

If I was a senator I would propose a bill called “The Establishment of a Thousand Dollar Bill for the Purposes of Putting Beyonce Knowles on United States Legal Tender Act” just because I was bored with all of the NOT DOING ANYTHING I’d been doing.

(P.S. - If you’re curious, we don’t have $500 or $1000 bills anymore because it would be cost effective to for the Russian Mafia to undetectably counterfeit them no matter how fancy they were.)

(Source: life-of-beyonce, via hermionejg)

elysemarshall:

fozmeadows:

imsirius:

Your character falls into the “friend zone” - Is this primarily a man’s problem, or are women put in the friend zone as well? x

DANIEL RADCLIFFE FOR ALL THE AWARDS

ALL OF THEM

Daniel Radcliffe, ladies and gentlemen.

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hermionejg:

jtotheizzoe:

sagansense:

laughingsquid:

A Video of Fangirls Combined With Nature Documentary Narration by David Attenborough

This man could narrate my life. And I would be completely OK with that.

"Only in very hard times, when the pride is extremely hungry, will issues of priority be settled by fighting."

This man could narrate me opening a jar of mayo and make it sound like Earth’s most epic struggle for existence.

Hello! Killjoy here. This left a little bit of a bad taste in my mouth because fangirls are not an inferior class of fans, nor are they animals. Would we have these strong reactions to fangirls were they not female? In things like this, are we not (as a friend wiser than me put it) “sidelining women’s voices by characterising them as hysterical and subhuman?” I suppose I’m just kind of sick of fangirls being the butt of the joke.

theeconomist:

Daily chart: The disparity of attention and casualties among global conflicts

theeconomist:

Daily chart: The disparity of attention and casualties among global conflicts

(via hermionejg)

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via amandaseyfried)

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via amandaseyfried)

dierwolf:

2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have been leaving living things inside of hot cars, and robin williams is fucking dead

(Source: dierwolf, via readsomemore)